UPDATE: Sadly, the Roku Shake Remote isn’t real. Happy April Fools’ Day, friends!
While this is great, it makes us wonder – if people are streaming this much, when are they working on their fitness?
All that changes today. We’re thrilled to announce an industry first – and a ground-breaking new addition to our product line: the Roku Shake Remote.
Stop Dreamin’. Start Streaming. And Shakin’.
Featuring patent-pending Kenitiku™ technology, the Roku Shake Remote takes the power of kinetic motion and changes it into bulging HD muscles – all while you catch up on Downton Abbey, listen to Pandora or fling those Angry Birds. With the Roku Shake Remote, you’re guaranteed to increase your muscle activity 1,000,000% more than watching just regular TV!
Three Kick-Butt Workout Modes
Unleash your inner Zoolander and shake your way to a really, really good-looking body with the “Stiller” mode. If it’s 80’s aerobics you’re looking for, grab your leg warmers and downshift to the “Fonda” mode. Or, for the ultimate Navy SEAL-certified workout, channel Hollywood’s favorite enormous blond muscle-bound Euro bad guy with the “Lundgren” mode. You’ll get ripped AND develop a killer Euro accent too!
Pricing and Availability
The new Shake Remote is available starting April 1 exclusively at Roku.com. It’s just three easy payments of $19.95 plus $9.95 for shipping and handling. Order yours today!